Damn it, Hal !
l’m the biggest black
action star in the wortd ! Where’s my
”Hasta Ia vista, babg” _ My ”Hasta la vista.”
IfArnold Schwarnzencracker is
gettin’ to say lines like that, you better make sure
that Kit Ramsey has shit
that’s equallywell-written. The script
has that moment. You say, ”l enjoyed
meeting you, Cliff.” Then you push the guy
right over the cliff. That’s too much for the audience
to think about. They have to
know the guy’s name is Cliff. that he’s on a cliff.
and that Cliffand cliff
are the same. l t’s too cerebral.
We’re tying to make
a movie, not a film. You’re supposed to be
the agent ! You better find me a line
as good as the time
l told Tommy LeeJones, ” Fucky’all,”
and blew his brains out. You know what’s
happenin’ here ? This is another example
ofthe white man takin’ all
the best catch phrases… and then givin’ them
to Arnold or Stallone. AndJackie Chan
and Van Damme. They can’t even
speak English good. There’s covert stuffgoin’ on.
Some covert shit l just found out. Come inside.
l’m glad you’re here.
Come in here. Right now, eveybody.
Come here. Whatyou talkin’ about ? l scanned in the computer
the script to see how many times
the letter ” K”… appears in the script. The letter ” K” appears
in this script 1 ,456 times. That’s perfectly divisible
by three. So what’reyou sayin’ ?
What am l sayin’ ? ” K-K-K” appears in this script
486 times. Kit– The sickness is deep.
They playin’ you. l’ve been played. This is a great script.
It’s not Shakespeare, but– – What’d youjust say ?
– l said, it’s not
Shakespeare, but– lt’s not Shake–
It’s not Shake–
Did you hearwhat he’s doin’ ? Yeah. l know he’s doin’ something.
l just can’t put my finger on it. Yeah. What’s he doin’ ? Shakespeare, Freddy,
Shakespeare ! Shake-a-spear.
Spear-chucker. – l’m a spear-chucker now.
– Kit ! Call me a spear-chucker, huh ?
That’s not what it means ! lt’s my imagination, huh ?
It’s all my imagination. They didn’t put a computer chip
in LaToyaJackson’s brain.
Shejust acts like that, huh ? l suppose Teddy Kennedy
ain’t one-sixteenth black, huh ? – Teddy Kennedy ?
– He’s not like other Kennedys.
Look at him ! He’s different ! l got some calls to make. And Van Damme
andJackie Chan. Tell ’em the spear-chucker
said hello !